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« on: January 15, 2013, 06:29:54 PM »

They got arthritis, I got rust.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 10:17:05 PM »

Lessee... I'll take Lion's courage, Scarecrow's brain, Dorothy's...
uh, soul, I guess... and Toto...?  Well, he can lick himself....

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 12:12:07 AM »

So that's where they're hiding.

yeah no.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 09:39:10 PM »

"I've secretly hated these guys for its time to oil on their graves...."

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 01:13:46 PM »

I refuse to feel guilty. There was only one heart available for transplant and the Wizard chose me fair and square.

"About twenty minutes into it, you'll be ready for it to be over. It won't be. It goes on for TWO SOLID HOURS. In order to calm down, you'll need some kind of light romantic comedy to watch, maybe something starring Freddy Krueger."-Joe Bob on SHOCKER
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 01:26:55 PM »

"Just a Neil Young album", they said.....

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 02:15:35 PM »

The Lion asked how long I'd stay fresh in this can.....longer that you!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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