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« on: January 21, 2013, 04:11:48 AM »
MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE
ESCAPE PRODUCTIONS / MILENNIUM FILMS, 2005
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Steven Seagal lose friend in war + swear vengeance + get mixed up with mercenary employers + shoot many people + too many + kill person for cellphone + say “You [expletive deleted] us and I am not getting past that” + find out meaning of plausible deniability + fly on jet + have cup of coffee + almost break person’s arm + South African swearwords used + poephol + skiet hom in die hol + Seagal slap buckets of snot out of people + leave major skid marks on Cape Town streets + pinch plenty money + leave one time singer with bugger all $$$ + kill poor buggers at lighthouse + kill people at unsafe house +kill person because of bad music in car + destroy a few Cape Town buildings with big bum + bad guys all go BANG = movie finito.

Thank you.  Wink Wink
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2013, 07:07:04 AM »
All a little joke: I will have a full review up soon.  Smile
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