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bob
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« on: January 23, 2013, 03:39:30 PM »
 Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2013, 06:23:57 PM »
So many potential puns . .  . my brain just crashed!!!! Buggedout TeddyR BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2013, 10:14:41 PM »

The burglar hated to sh*t and run, but he had other houses to rob that night... Wink
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Hi there!
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 05:41:41 PM »
my response:
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bob
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 11:34:53 AM »
I can sort of understand defecating when having a gun pointed at you.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 06:54:34 PM »
I'm assuming PCP was involved.
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2013, 12:47:38 PM »
Egad! What a spaced out lunatic! Buggedout
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