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« on: January 29, 2013, 01:22:04 PM »

If you had to face a world over run with zombies and you only had three other people who would they be and why? 

Two people should be real, one person can be fiction.  Sorry, you can't have the ENTIRE A-Team but you can pick one of them.


My Dream Team:
Jorge Sprave (The Slingshot guy) - Weapons expert and he can come up with a variety of human powered weapons for killing zombies
Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto - He'll be able to make awesome meals out of any food that we find.
McGyver - He'll be able to make sure weapons and food are made within an hour and while using a minimal amount of resources.

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 04:28:41 PM »

Why would anyone want The A-Team? I mean, they wasted 50,000 bullets each episode and NEVER seemed to hit their target.
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 05:48:26 PM »

Why would anyone want The A-Team? I mean, they wasted 50,000 bullets each episode and NEVER seemed to hit their target.
True, but they also never ran out of ammo.
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 06:07:59 PM »

Let's see . . . I would pick:
Batman, Rambo, and Anne Hathaway.
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 11:20:41 PM »

Off the top of my head, I go with:

Guts from Berserk - Because Guts has nuts, and he is nuts too. He's like the violent manga version of Ash Williams Buggedout .

Johann Krauss from Hellboy - Because nothing says humor like zombies getting possessed and slapping each other around. Also useful for pulling Guts back from his berserker rages.

John Coffey from The Green Mile - Team healer and all around make-even-zombies-crap-themselves expert.

EDIT: Didn't get the memo about two being real. In that case: James Braid, the second guy in this article, and John Coffey.
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 12:24:40 AM »

I won't nominate myself as my niece and nephew would never ask their Uncle Zombie to turn against his own kind.  Wink TeddyR

Real: Bill O'Reilly and my Dad.
Fiction: Mack Bolan (The Executioner)
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 07:50:48 AM »

For real people I'll take a couple of Navy Seals.  I think they'd be REAL handy to have around in the event of a global apocalypse.  Though why they'd want me tagging along is anybody's guess.  My sparkling personality I'll assume.

For a fictional person I'll take my ol' favorite the ED 209.



Yeah I know he's not technically a "person" but he actually had a lot more personality than a lot of actors I've seen in a whole pile of films.
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 08:12:23 AM »

I forgot to add my Mom as she will beat the undead sh*t out of any zombie she finds.  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 08:15:41 AM »

Two words...

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 08:23:03 AM »

I don't know my whole team yet, however, my medic would be House. Smile
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2013, 09:17:41 AM »

Two words...

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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2013, 09:44:17 AM »

Well, Andrew of course.
Any navy SEAL.
James T. Kirk, cause ya know...phasers.
Luke Skywalker cause ya know...Lightsaber.
Worf cause ya know...Battleth.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 12:28:36 AM »

Two words...

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