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« on: January 31, 2013, 09:20:37 AM »

Jim: "Well, the little guy here is okay, but that gold guy..."

Bones: "Yeah, keep him away from Spock. He keeps trying to nerve pinch him cause he won't shut up, and the off switch is broke."

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 12:17:00 PM »

The forerunner to the DATA android was so embarrassing, the creator went into hiding for the rest of his life.

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Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
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I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley

« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 01:15:22 PM »

C3PO: I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

R2D2: Bleep, bleep, whirrrrr, bleep.  {rolls eye, "yeah, cuz he NEVER shuts up"}


Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2013, 01:40:00 PM »

Oh,R2! We used to be in a good movie!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2013, 12:06:32 AM »

C-3PO: Excuse me Captain Kirk, but I am unable to locate Jar Jar Binks anywhere on this starship.
Kirk: Yeah Threepio, I've been meaning to tell you...Jar Jar got really drunk last night, took a wrong turn on his way to his quarters, and walked out an airlock.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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