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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« on: February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM »



The Coconut crab is indigenous to a number of South Pacific Island chains.  It feasts upon coconuts, rotted fruits, coffee grounds, and the souls of young maidens.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2013, 09:22:25 AM »

During the cleanup after the rampage it became apparent that Godzilla had an embarrassing condition...
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2013, 08:34:55 PM »

I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 12:11:59 AM »

I had one of my funniest FaceBook exchanges ever with a former student of mine when she saw that picture . . . it went on for 37 posts and had me rolling on the floor!

Suffice it to say, she gave me the idea that it might, as she put it, "nom upon the souls of young maidens"!
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 07:37:52 AM »

I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.

HA HA.  Yeah, I felt the same why when I asked that question.

Worst part is when  they sneak into your room at night and try to hug your face.
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2013, 09:53:31 AM »



Next up on Nippon at Night, an interview with Toho's next big movie star.
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2013, 10:03:51 AM »




Someone get The Asylum on the phone, I got an idea for what creature the Mega Shark can fight next!
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2013, 02:51:05 PM »

They found a great way to keep the dogs from getting to their trash.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 12:12:17 AM »

When a virgin face sucker lives up to 20 years old....
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yeah no.
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2013, 03:10:09 PM »

(crab produces revolver)
GARBAGE DAY!!!
(shoots people)
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2013, 05:42:05 PM »




After SyFy Channel wouldn't return his calls, Percy found himself reduced to getting take-out for Lindsay Lohan.

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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2013, 04:21:28 PM »



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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2013, 07:46:29 PM »

I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.
I have two comments too:

A.  Cool!
B. I'm not coffee grounds, nor am I rotting fruit, so I have nothing to worry about here.
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2013, 12:01:14 AM »

You thought it was bad when the cats got into the beer...
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 01:24:21 PM »

Just a serious not here, I did some research on these crabs, and they say they can crack a coconut shell with their pincers!    Can't imagine what that would mean to a human arm or leg. Buggedout
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