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« on: February 06, 2013, 06:23:26 PM »



Load, aim, bless!
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2013, 06:48:44 PM »

The first person to be canonized by the church was NOT El Blasto The Great....
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2013, 01:23:50 PM »

The Bishop was considered armed and dangerous.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2013, 01:27:25 PM »

When some punk pleads Sanctuary, WE GIVE 'EM SANCTUARY! Hatred
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2013, 01:33:02 PM »



Why Monty Python isn't involved with this, I'll never know...
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2013, 03:07:49 PM »

The power of Christ compels you.. TO BE BLOWN TO BITS!!!
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2013, 08:10:04 PM »



The holy cannon of St. Boomer, brought to you by the makers of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 09:13:08 AM »

And the RPG-7 of Bishop Shrapnel.
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2013, 05:33:07 PM »




Tell his Holiness the "Pimp My Ride" guys have his new Popemobile ready.
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2013, 01:44:59 PM »




Tell his Holiness the "Pimp My Ride" guys have his new Popemobile ready.


The Archbishop of Canterbury's ride is still more awesome.
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2013, 04:34:22 PM »




"Introducing, the Holy War wagon..."
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2013, 11:10:25 PM »



Benedict: I have decided how I shall spend my retirement.  I shall be taking this on a driving tour of all of Europe.
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