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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2013, 11:38:50 PM »
I thought about Wonka, but that face just screamed for this meme!!! TeddyR
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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2013, 05:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 06, 2013, 10:03:29 PM
Why would Willy Wonka and the Overly Attached Girlfriend speak in sign language?
So the skeletons can understand them without having ears. Duh. 

... And who is that the overly attached girlfriend to? Wonka?  You?  The Skeletons? 
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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2013, 06:11:25 AM »

What rude bastards, coming around without an invite simply because I had the best tv in the neighbourhood. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW???

Damn stalker skeletons.  That being said, if the beer was for me it may be forgiveable.  That and it would be a cool story.


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« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2013, 06:46:56 AM »
Quote from: WyreWizard on February 06, 2013, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on February 06, 2013, 08:41:36 PM
If animate skeletons came to my house, I will ask who gave me drugs. Also, even if skeletons came to life through magic, there's no way that they can talk- magic can do a lot of things, but it can't give skeletons voices without the vocal cords, which is part of your tissue if I remember correctly.

Quote from: indianasmith on February 06, 2013, 06:20:27 PM


Wrong meme Indy, it should be Willy Wonka, not the Overly Attached Girlfriend.


What if they spoke with sign language?



(Imagining the sound of windchimes here. Or would it be castanets?)
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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2013, 07:56:25 AM »
I would normally say "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" but it won't help.
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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2013, 09:20:23 AM »
Quote from: WyreWizard on February 06, 2013, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on February 06, 2013, 08:41:36 PM
If animate skeletons came to my house, I will ask who gave me drugs. Also, even if skeletons came to life through magic, there's no way that they can talk- magic can do a lot of things, but it can't give skeletons voices without the vocal cords, which is part of your tissue if I remember correctly.

Quote from: indianasmith on February 06, 2013, 06:20:27 PM


Wrong meme Indy, it should be Willy Wonka, not the Overly Attached Girlfriend.


What if they spoke with sign language?



I don't know sign language that well, guess I need to learn it then. TeddyR
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« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2013, 12:01:16 PM »
I'd probably notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and try to resist the urge to ask what happened.

Or, I'd notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and peek around the corner at the puppeteer.

Unless they were one of Timbo Hines CGI Skeletons. Then I'd try to ignore their every attempt to slip their little dance into the conversation just to see if I recognize them.
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 08:26:13 AM »
I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2013, 10:27:09 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 08, 2013, 08:26:13 AM
I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

Oh that's a horrible idea!  You start dancing with them, then one slips you something and you end up getting boned.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2013, 02:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Bushma on February 08, 2013, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 08, 2013, 08:26:13 AM
I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

Oh that's a horrible idea!  You start dancing with them, then one slips you something and you end up getting boned.  BounceGiggle

Getting butt f**ked by a skeleton IS scary-except they dont have dicks-so Id end up getting fist f**ked by a boney hand! Ouch!  Buggedout
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« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2013, 07:41:49 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 07, 2013, 12:01:16 PM
I'd probably notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and try to resist the urge to ask what happened.

Or, I'd notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and peek around the corner at the puppeteer.

Unless they were one of Timbo Hines CGI Skeletons. Then I'd try to ignore their every attempt to slip their little dance into the conversation just to see if I recognize them.
What about Harryhausen's stop motion skeletons?
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« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2013, 01:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Pacman000 on February 12, 2013, 07:41:49 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 07, 2013, 12:01:16 PM
I'd probably notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and try to resist the urge to ask what happened.

Or, I'd notice all the springs, hinges & wires & whatnot, and peek around the corner at the puppeteer.

Unless they were one of Timbo Hines CGI Skeletons. Then I'd try to ignore their every attempt to slip their little dance into the conversation just to see if I recognize them.
What about Harryhausen's stop motion skeletons?

Then I'd have to resist the urge to make mischief between snapshots.
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« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2013, 01:34:19 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 08, 2013, 02:04:00 PM
Quote from: Bushma on February 08, 2013, 10:27:09 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 08, 2013, 08:26:13 AM
I'd dance with them! Like in the old  Betty Boop cartoons!

Oh that's a horrible idea!  You start dancing with them, then one slips you something and you end up getting boned.  BounceGiggle

Getting butt f**ked by a skeleton IS scary-except they dont have dicks-so Id end up getting fist f**ked by a boney hand! Ouch!  Buggedout



I don't think I want to be raped by skeletons. Lookingup
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« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2013, 02:23:12 PM »
Quote from: El Misfit on February 14, 2013, 01:34:19 PM
I don't think I want to be raped by skeletons. Lookingup

You don't think you do?  I KNOW I don't want to be raped by skeletons. 
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« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2013, 03:02:13 PM »
Quote from: Bushma on February 14, 2013, 02:23:12 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on February 14, 2013, 01:34:19 PM
I don't think I want to be raped by skeletons. Lookingup

You don't think you do?  I KNOW I don't want to be raped by skeletons. 

Then again, my brain doesn't work right sometimes! TongueOut
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