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Flangepart
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« on: February 18, 2013, 06:55:19 PM »



"Why...oh, why didn't listen to you. The coconut crab is loose, and it took little Timmy as a hostage!"
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indianasmith
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 11:28:00 PM »

Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 12:03:21 AM »

Dammit, I told you to kill it first!
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yeah no.
indianasmith
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 12:11:55 AM »

Fear not, Timmy is hiding in the garbage can!

See the sequel to this comment in the "Feeling Crabby" thread!
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 03:36:24 AM »

Man: Honey, what's wrong?
Woman: I forgot I had glue on my hands and I put them on my face!  They're stuck!
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 04:01:07 AM »

Kathy was mortified.  Her dinner party was  ruined due to her silent fart following through.
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Flangepart
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 09:14:06 AM »



"Oh, when will these flashbacks to Vietnam ever end!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 02:10:08 PM »

Jack: Darling,why are you crying?

Jane: My nose fell into the soup again. I told you you shouldn't have married a Zombie!
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 02:53:13 PM »



"Oh Ward, what have you done? You've ruined our dinner!"

"Oh for heaven's sake, June, the oven was only on 850 degrees..."
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