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« on: March 27, 2013, 02:02:28 PM »

   * Yet Another Grand Exit
                           

                             UNDERLINE WHERE APPROPRIATE.

  I, the (wounded party), (blameless seeker of truth), (angst-soaked donut-head), hereby and herewith, announce my (departure from this board), (compulsive whining jag), (Gatling- like  flatuence).

     For far too long, I have (suffered in silence), ( accepted Pay-Pal bribes), (behaved like an ourangatan on crack), due to the (stony indifference), ( studied hostility) (vastly superior intellect and breeding) of those who share this space with me.

     Not all are at fault; some of you have had the decency to (send me PM's at appropriate times),( send me BM's in appropriate containers), ("Gibbs" me repeatedly).
My thanks to you.

     I wish I could make you all know what it feels like, to (be treated like a pariah), (find your pupik filled with Crazy-Glue and raisins), ( dance the lambada in a burnt-orange camisole and Cleveland Browns thigh socks).

     Thus, with no regrets, I (say, "farewell"), (leap into a pool of half-starved Humboldt Current squid), (demand that you shoot me now.)

        SINCERELY,  ________________________________
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 07:02:21 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 12:46:42 AM »

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit?  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 03:01:10 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit?  Wink

I thought the same thing. I was expecting the William S. Burroughs quotes to be forthcoming.

I would actually love to see a standard yage form from people on the drug. You can't say that wouldn't at least be entertaining.
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2013, 04:23:48 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit?  Wink

I thought the same thing. I was expecting the William S. Burroughs quotes to be forthcoming.

I would actually love to see a standard yage form from people on the drug. You can't say that wouldn't at least be entertaining.

 TeddyR TeddyR

I always think of the X Files episode Teso dos Bichos whenever I see or read the word yage.  Wink
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