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« on: March 13, 2013, 06:35:23 PM »

Please tell me some of you have seen this mess. I have watched it a few times and I still cant believe what I witness with every viewing.

Here is all that IMDB say about it

A husband whose fanatical desire but inability to father children drives him to force his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in hatching a non-human life form in his wife's womb, and the birth of a multitude of THINGS.

I really enjoy it. The extras are pretty strange too.
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Oookaay...


« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2013, 04:59:04 PM »

yeah, surprised this doesn't get more recognition! it's bad.... very bad  TeddyR

 I made a thread about it here a while back.

the director seems to have made another film recently
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. I know that after THINGS he didn't do anything else for years
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 05:37:11 PM »

He also has a music career, equally as bad as Things.

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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2013, 05:11:30 PM »

He also has a music career, equally as bad as Things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNliL_m0blI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX9Bh4-Dmq8

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How dare you subject us to that!
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2013, 05:10:20 AM »


He also has a music career, equally as bad as Things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNliL_m0blI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX9Bh4-Dmq8

enjoy






How dare you subject us to that!


HAHAHA!!!!!I told you they were bad. Funny though.
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2013, 05:40:07 AM »

I'm on the road to sadness after that.
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 11:25:23 AM »

HAHAHA!!!!!I told you they were bad. Funny though.


I will forgive you because of your profile pic!  Actually, they were pretty darn awesome.  Reminded me, for some reason, of Jan Terri:

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Having said that, I've always loved Things!  In so much as 'love' could be an appropriate feeling for this movie...
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 12:21:23 PM »



That's worse than when Darksider used to Rickroll me  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2013, 05:45:29 PM »

HAHAHA!!!!!I told you they were bad. Funny though.


I will forgive you because of your profile pic!  Actually, they were pretty darn awesome.  Reminded me, for some reason, of Jan Terri:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI



Having said that, I've always loved Things!  In so much as 'love' could be an appropriate feeling for this movie...



Hahaha I have seen this before and could not stop laughing. She could be in a John Waters film. I found it while I was looking up this which I saw on a new episode of Beavis and Butt-head.
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2013, 10:39:08 AM »

Love "I't so cold in the D!"  I drive my wife crazy singing it constantly...

It does raise a valid point - how the $@!* DO we sposta keep peace?
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 01:50:52 PM »

I found it while I was looking up this which I saw on a new episode of Beavis and Butt-head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg


omg, thanks for posting this!
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2013, 04:13:07 PM »

Never seen that but will look it up. When you mentioned the description from imdb.com, I instantly thought of Demon Seed. I saw this as a child and it was disturbing to say the least!

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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2013, 10:40:23 PM »

yeah, surprised this doesn't get more recognition! it's bad.... very bad  TeddyR

 I made a thread about it here a while back.

the director seems to have made another film recently http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYsWTGC6xvo . I know that after THINGS he didn't do anything else for years
That's an obscure one for sure. 
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Great trailer.  I think I've seen enough, though. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2013, 04:26:26 PM »

what's up AHD

I'd still recommend checking it if you see it in a bargain bin or whatever... the trailer doesn't quite do justice to how surreal it is, lol
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2013, 11:37:19 PM »

HAHAHA!!!!!I told you they were bad. Funny though.


I will forgive you because of your profile pic!  Actually, they were pretty darn awesome.  Reminded me, for some reason, of Jan Terri:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI


Having said that, I've always loved Things!  In so much as 'love' could be an appropriate feeling for this movie...

I like this sond/video.  I found it on Youtube and thought it was funny.  I have it saved my favorites.  She is such a horrible singer and this makes the vidoe awesome!!!

Later,

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