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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: April 10, 2013, 09:35:57 PM »

Yes.  It bites.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
A Very Bad Person, and
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2013, 09:40:18 PM »

The true agony of Atlas, was that he had crabs at the time.

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
El Misfit
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B-Movie Kraken

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Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2013, 10:49:06 PM »

Can you grab me a beer? Medusa left me like this.

yeah no.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2013, 07:54:27 AM »

Watch this. When I do a thigh press, the tongue pops out.

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Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2013, 12:48:01 PM »

You pigeons better stay away! I have buns....well,everything.....of steel.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2013, 10:27:54 PM »

I can't move, I'm holding up a metal globe and someone stuck a baby crocodile
in my crotch.... And I STILL have a better job than those guys on Fox News!

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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