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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« on: April 21, 2013, 08:32:12 PM »

Now make me a sandwich!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 08:01:12 AM »

"Gotta love me!"

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2013, 09:58:00 PM »

No, I am not too young for a beer!  The cats are a bunch of liars!

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 12:48:36 PM »

Come know you love me.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 06:54:52 PM »

This is how I make my humans forget that I pooped on the floor.

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 07:25:10 PM »

Hurry up and snap the photo, I don't know how much longer I can hold this sneeze in!

"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 10:00:12 PM »

Closer, human... you're almost over the trap door... closer....

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