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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2013, 01:18:37 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2013, 09:17:29 PM »

Whilst Armageddon isn't a good movie, it certainly wasn't horrible [Aerosmith sections nothwithstanding].  It really tells you how flawed he is when, compared to alot of his other movies, THAT is the one he apologizes for.  I think Armageddon was the last gasp of not horrible Bay into 'Mabasploom' territory [The Rock and Bad Boys were actually pretty fun and his catalogue has gone steadily downhill from there.]
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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2013, 10:05:14 PM »

I have a question. Has Michael Bay actually made a film worth watching? Maybe The Rock and to a lesser extent, Bad Boys.

Transformers is ok. The first third of it is outstanding.Then it turns into a massive disappointment once the giant robots show up.

I liked Bad Boys is my younger days.
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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2013, 01:02:40 AM »

I think he should rather apologize for his upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles films: I know that a South African is directing it (Jonathan Liebesman) but I will run very, very far away from this one.  Buggedout
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2013, 02:02:51 PM »

I thought that was one of his better movies.  Why not apologize for one of the more horrible ones?

Agreed.

So... He's gonna let the Transformers off the hook of kak then.

Armageddon was fine except that whole bit with he animal crackers. A little piece of me shrivels inside and dies every time I sit though it. Its right up there with Gwendoline in the awkward film moment that Id rather not watch stakes.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2013, 05:28:59 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2013, 05:52:09 AM »

I can apologize for everything I ever did wrong in my life. Dont make it right. Micheal Bey will continue to abuse us with his s**t.He can suck my dick.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2013, 06:01:14 AM »

Wait! Im so sorry! I shouldnt have said that. But outside influnces-called My Stomach-influnced me. I dont want Micheal Bey to suck my dick-because it would make me sick and I would puke on his head. He'd have to wash chunks of fried chicken out of his hair.
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2013, 07:58:35 PM »

someone really doesn't like michael bay.  Guess who?
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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2013, 12:28:43 AM »

someone really doesn't like michael bay.  Guess who?
Golly gee whiz! I dunno!  Twirling
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« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2013, 08:46:14 AM »

Micheal Bey is a shmuck. I like bad movies. I LOVE bad movies! But not when you get handed millions of dollars and insult my intelligence like Im a 7 year old watching cartoons. Ed Wood did what he could on zero budget.WTF is with Micheal Bey? Hes a shmoozer.A milker.He milks unknowing dinks who should be seeing good movie...or at least renting old bad movies.
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« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2013, 03:29:24 PM »

Micheal Bey is a shmuck. I like bad movies. I LOVE bad movies! But not when you get handed millions of dollars and insult my intelligence like Im a 7 year old watching cartoons. Ed Wood did what he could on zero budget.WTF is with Micheal Bey? Hes a shmoozer.A milker.He milks unknowing dinks who should be seeing good movie...or at least renting old bad movies.


I'd applaud your comment if I could, but I can't so here's a picture of Lugosi from Dracula.

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« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2013, 05:51:24 PM »

You got to admit the first transformers movie he did, was pretty good.  Or do you think he has never done a good movie and the studios that keep wanting him to direct are morons.
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« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2013, 01:37:32 PM »

Wait! Im so sorry! I shouldnt have said that. But outside influnces-called My Stomach-influnced me. I dont want Micheal Bey to suck my dick-because it would make me sick and I would puke on his head. He'd have to wash chunks of fried chicken out of his hair.

RC, I demand an apology for May 17, 1989!
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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2013, 12:53:20 PM »

Forget the ending, I want an apology for that "animal crackers" scene.

You got to admit the first transformers movie he did, was pretty good. 

No, we really don't.



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