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« on: April 28, 2013, 03:58:08 PM »



I'm disappointed in my son.  I was hoping he and his family would go into the beer business like I did.  Instead they went into the toilet paper business.
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2013, 04:02:41 PM »

So... Which one is that a picture of?
It looks like a nondescript cartoon on a pack of cigarettes.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013, 04:10:25 PM »

So... Which one is that a picture of?
It looks like a nondescript cartoon on a pack of cigarettes.


That's the Hamm's Beer Bear.  Hamm's is a beer that's usually found in the cheap part of most beer aisles, right along with Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee's Best, and Old Style.
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2013, 06:31:48 PM »

No, it's pork product; packaged by dyslexic people.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 07:44:12 PM »

Okay, let's see......
Cheapest beer in the aisle, tobacco product, pork product, and a painful subject.....

This is turning into a very unpretty picture! TongueOut
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2013, 08:23:48 AM »

Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 04:34:59 PM »

Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.


You mean, we've forgotten . . .

"From the land of sky blue waters.
Comes the beer refreshing.
Hamm's."

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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2013, 09:39:51 PM »




Hey, Boo-Boo: forget the pick-a-nick baskets; I found somethin' even better!
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