Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.
You mean, we've forgotten . . .
"From the land of sky blue waters.
Comes the beer refreshing.
Hamm's."
Yes, I have too much time on my hands.