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Flangepart
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« on: April 29, 2013, 05:38:04 PM »



No amount of Yingling is worth THIS!
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 06:58:04 PM »



I AM smiling, dammit!
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2013, 09:37:36 PM »

You thought I was mad when my human left me out in the snow?  You haven't seen anything yet!
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 09:41:03 PM »




What do you mean you forgot the conditioner??
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 09:04:10 PM »

Remember your promise human.  Beer.  And plenty of it too.
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2013, 06:33:45 AM »

Procedure for bathing a cat:

Step 1)  Make sure you have a good supply of Band-Aids and disinfectant on hand.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2013, 06:19:43 PM »

I hope you enjoy the smell of urine on your pillow, human!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2013, 07:14:14 AM »




"You've heard of the cat called Grumpy? Well, prepare to meet Thumpy."  TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2013, 10:14:01 AM »




Alright guys, enough of the wet pu*ssy jokes!
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2013, 03:45:02 PM »

As soon as you put me down I'm gonna wipe that smile right off your face!
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2013, 07:36:59 PM »

"Well hon I found out whats clogging the drain..."
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