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Trevor
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« on: May 02, 2013, 06:33:01 AM »

I would like to ask many famous people many famous questions, including:

1) ROBERT DENIRO: When you were filming Ronin, what was in the case?
2) GEORGE W. BUSH: Why did you sit doing nothing when New York was in crisis?
3) TED TURNER: Can I colorize all your black and white photos?
4) BILL O' REILLY: When can I come on The Factor?
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 10:30:42 AM »

Who are you?
Are you supposed to be famous or something? What for?
What do you want from me?
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 10:54:26 AM »

Adam West: What's your favorite Batman movie.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 11:40:21 AM »

"Who is this stranger from another land? Why does he walk among mortal men? What is his mission? Where can we get a pair of undershorts like his? Who is this man of toast, and what does he want from us? What is his dark secret?"
 TongueOut
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 03:01:57 PM »

     Someday, I WILL get to ask Jesus an eternity of questions.
Other than Him, I would like to ask the author, Richard Matheson, what made him write the short story, "Graveyard Shift"; if you've ever read it, you know what I mean.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2013, 12:50:33 AM »

"Who is this stranger from another land? Why does he walk among mortal men? What is his mission? Where can we get a pair of undershorts like his? Who is this man of toast, and what does he want from us? What is his dark secret?"
 TongueOut

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1. Name's Trevor: born in Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe), lives in Pretoria, South Africa.
2. I have to walk: my car died on me last year.
3. Mission: promotion of SA cinema worldwide.
4.  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
5. Nothing: I have a worldwide family here, that's enough.
6. Dark secret? Me have torch.  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2013, 12:51:47 AM »

Adam West: What's your favorite Batman movie.

I don't think his answer would be printable, but I think he would like the three Christopher Nolan films.  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 08:00:24 AM »

Tom Jones: Why did you do the theme song for DUCK DODGERS in the 24 1/2 century show, and did you laugh your ass off when they asked you to do it?

B. Obama: Why did you sit and do nothing when Bengazi was in crisis?

Bill O'Rilly: Do you keep your ego in a shed, or a garage?

Brian Blessed: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF INDOOR VOICE?

John Asten: Morticia or Lily?
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 12:57:09 PM »

I'd like to ask the Kardashians,"Why the (bleep) are you folks famous?

I'd like to ask John Wayne to go horseback riding with me.

I'd like to ask the Beatles for their autographs.

I'd like to ask David Caruso just why he thinks he's so awesome.

I'd like to ask David Spade if I could please hit him in the face with a pie....then do it no matter what he said.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 09:12:57 PM »

I'd like to ask O.J. Simpson for a status report on his search for the "real killer."

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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2013, 04:00:18 PM »

"Who is this stranger from another land? Why does he walk among mortal men? What is his mission? Where can we get a pair of undershorts like his? Who is this man of toast, and what does he want from us? What is his dark secret?"
 TongueOut

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

1. Name's Trevor: born in Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe), lives in Pretoria, South Africa.
2. I have to walk: my car died on me last year.
3. Mission: promotion of SA cinema worldwide.
4.  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
5. Nothing: I have a worldwide family here, that's enough.
6. Dark secret? Me have torch.  Wink

Well, Trevor, since you have a torch . . .

a.) When is the last time you managed NOT to set your shorts a-fire?
b.) When will the South African version of "Frankenstein" be out, and will you be leading the mob this time?

Your adoring public awaits.
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Hi there!


« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2013, 09:13:03 PM »

To anyone:
If a chicken in a half lays an egg in a half in a minute in a half, how long does it take to get to Baltimore? TongueOut
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2013, 07:28:53 AM »

If we're assuming that the answer they give has to be the truth, then probably : to Courtney Love - did you kill Kurt Cobain?
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2013, 08:31:28 AM »

If we're assuming that the answer they give has to be the truth, then probably : to Courtney Love - did you kill Kurt Cobain?

I'm still recovering from watching Kurt and Courtney at a film festival years ago  Buggedout
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2013, 03:11:40 PM »

If we're assuming that the answer they give has to be the truth, then probably : to Courtney Love - did you kill Kurt Cobain?

I'm still recovering from watching Kurt and Courtney at a film festival years ago  Buggedout
Strange film.
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