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« on: May 08, 2013, 02:45:33 PM »

I will begin:




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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2013, 02:49:13 PM »

This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:

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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2013, 02:50:34 PM »

This is what I get when I try to seduce a woman:




Well, I suppose it's better than:



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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2013, 02:55:53 PM »




http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Zero%20Bar.jpg
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2013, 05:02:27 PM »

A guy can dream...



But with two small kids and little sleep its more like:
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Oookaay...


« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2013, 10:43:09 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2013, 01:02:45 AM »




 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2013, 01:04:33 AM »

At this moment and for the last eight years, mine has been an empty wrapper.  TongueOut

In other words, no boom boom with soul brother.  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2013, 04:56:56 AM »

Well, my wife's favorite candy bar is a Big Hunk . . . TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2013, 08:22:42 AM »

Nutty Buddy!  Twirling
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2013, 10:15:16 PM »


 

You believe me, don't you?
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2013, 10:34:05 PM »


 

You believe me, don't you?


Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer?
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2013, 01:23:16 AM »

 
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Wasn't that also the name of a cereal killer?

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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2013, 11:32:06 AM »




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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2013, 12:05:28 PM »



A free hooter?
and I missed it?
Aw, Man!
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