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« on: May 10, 2013, 08:17:32 AM »

Rule #1: Hot Female Red Shirts gain a +4 saving roll.

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 09:09:49 AM »

During the big battle, I wonder which Redshirt Kirk will make a point of saving?

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2013, 11:37:40 AM »

No, Captain Kirk, I do NOT want to see the "Captain's Log"....

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2013, 07:15:06 PM »

Are you bold enough to go where no man has gone before, big boy?

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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