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« on: May 10, 2013, 06:20:52 PM »

One Ralph Polnicky of Sparks, Oklahoma got into it a few months back with a manager at a local Tractor Supply Company store.  And he's now claiming that someone at the store took it to the next level when they sent him a Threatening Dildo;

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"They botched an order in October," Polnicky, a retired Vietnam vet, told The Huffington Post. "I ordered a 250-foot spool of bungee cord and didn't get it for weeks -- even though they had it in stock."

Polnicky claims he had words with the assistant managers and one of them yelled "Get out and don't come back!"

Polnicky said he received a package on Feb. 15 without a return address that contained the "threatening dildo."

"My wife was shocked," he admitted. "She wondered, 'What's going on?' Worse, she feared what was going to happen next."


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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 06:28:55 PM »

When the guy at the Tractor Supply Co. sends you a threatening dildo...be afraid.  Be very afraid.  Buggedout
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 07:55:18 PM »

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the dildos."

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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2013, 07:54:41 PM »

There has to be something in the penile code that forbids this type of customer service...
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2013, 11:55:24 PM »

Someone remind me why I live in this state again?
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 09:11:24 AM »

Someone remind me why I live in this state again?
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 01:02:13 PM »

"Threatening Dildo" would be a fabulous band name.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 03:49:25 PM »

Honestly, if you read the story, it's not a "threatening dildo," it's just a "rude dildo."

I wonder if the man's wife as upset as he was?
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 02:56:58 AM »

The Tractor Supply Company: your business is all in, out, in out, in out with us......  TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 08:31:00 PM »

The Tractor Supply Company: your business is all in, out, in out, in out with us......  TeddyR

LMAO  Cheers 

You could also say "Tractor Supply Company; we have more brand names than you can shake a di*k at"...  Wink
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