The straving games

[Criswell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWqxuheHpPU
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I'm sorry.

[Ted C]

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back!

[Chainsaw midget]

You know what?  There was actually a good joke in that preview. 

The Avengers saying they show up at the end of every movie was mildly amusing. 

I suppose the law of averages works in their favor.  Throw enough pointless jokes and references out and something is bound to get some kin d of response. 

But then they ruined the joke by blowing them up. 


Movies like this, they're not comedies.  They're not parodies.  They're a genre of their own.  I propose we call it "Anti-Humor".  They make you laugh at everything but the movie itself.  After watching something like this, anything seems funnier in comparison. 

Pauly Shore?  A laugh riot.
That guy who smashed watermelons with a hammer?  Comedic Genius!
Schindler's List?  The feel good movie of the year!

[Jack]

Makes me feel sorry for humanity.  Well it makes me feel loathsome towards humanity and sorry for myself, but it sounds kind of negative when I put it that way.