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Doc Daneeka
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« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2013, 04:04:59 AM »
For a 60s teen party flick:

"Open your eyes, it's a disguise surprise, guys!"
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« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2013, 07:59:23 AM »
"Why do we go home so I can eat your p***y?"

Oh wait... That's already been done...

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« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2013, 09:06:41 AM »
Hero A- (quickly exiting a room in a haunted hotel) "Wait... crap."
Hero B- "What?! Hurry up man! They're coming!"
Hero A- "I ain't leavin' here without at least taking the shampoo."
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Oookaay...
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2013, 10:59:46 AM »
Evil Villain: If you decide to spend another night in my dungeon of torture, and survive, Ill give you 5 Million Dollars!!!

Good Guy: Wow, 8 Million Dollars? Let me think...No, I'd rather escape now, with my life!

later on...

Good Guy: Dang... I kinda wish I'd spent one more night in that dungeon. 3 Million Dollars is a lot of dough.
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« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2013, 12:58:46 PM »
"Halbrid, go feed the prisoner. Feed him to the sharks, this time."

Hero: "This is the last time you'll escape me!"
Bad Guy: "So you say- wait, that's my line!"

"Crap. She was way too pretty to get turned into monster poop."
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« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2013, 03:52:22 PM »
Well well well, what do you have here? Looks like we got ourselves a bunch of f**kin' cocksuckers!
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« Reply #51 on: June 06, 2013, 08:15:59 AM »
Soldier: "Sir, the zombies are retreating!"
General: "That's wonderful.
Soldier: "Because Godzilla is coming."
General: "Crap on a stick."


"Don't touch that mutant. You don't know who it's been."
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« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2013, 01:36:05 PM »
In an 80's cheaply made spaghetti western/comedy :

"Use the horse, Duke."
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« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2013, 05:27:51 PM »
"And when did you last see your husband alive, Mrs. Dumpster?"
"Just before the monster ate his head off, idiot!"

"Doctor, these underwear...they're alive!"
"Huh...must be that sample from South Africa."
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« Reply #54 on: June 07, 2013, 07:04:59 PM »
"You've raped far too many sluts and now you're going to pay!" 

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"I don't have time to deal with you all now.   Deputy, lock these kids up.  I'll be by to beat them with my nightstick after I settle things here."
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Listen here you little s**t.
« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2013, 11:29:39 PM »
Person A: "They're coming, I can Feel it."

Person B: "Who Are?

Person A: " The Zombie Unicorns."

Person B: "Old Man, did you take your medicine today?"
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