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« on: May 31, 2013, 11:18:59 AM »

From the Guardian: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2013/may/24/worst-films-at-cannes

A couple that may end up popular around here:



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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 12:19:45 PM »

WHy do film makers think that having a dog or cat as the main star is a good idea, Lassie isn't that well known these days.
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2013, 01:14:25 PM »

This looks like the type of thing I'd watch over and over until I wore the DVD out

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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2013, 08:32:39 AM »

O-kay...let's see...I'm going with  Buggedout  BounceGiggle  TeddyR and  Lookingup
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2013, 10:20:57 PM »

This looks like the type of thing I'd watch over and over until I wore the DVD out




That's not a porno Jack, it is a movie.  TongueOut
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 02:17:35 AM »

I must say that I am really not surprised to see that awfully unfunny 'comedy' Copposites on there.  TongueOut
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 08:13:52 AM »

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Tara Reid and a tornado that is, somehow, made of sharks? I am SO there!!  Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 11:47:43 PM »

You know you're in for it when the Asylum film looks like the best movie of the bunch. 
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2013, 12:40:47 AM »

You know you're in for it when the Asylum film looks like the best movie of the bunch. 

That's exactly what I was thinking.  Thumbup
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 08:45:13 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2013, 01:11:48 PM »

Amazed to look back at this now and realize how SHARKNADO took off.
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2013, 05:47:47 PM »

Amazed to look back at this now and realize how SHARKNADO took off.

With the wind beneath their fins, how could they NOT take off? Sharks have always seemed oddly aerodynamic to me.

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