We laugh, but Disney does have a microbrewery on site. Not at Disneyland, but at Walt Disney World. At the Boardwalk Resort. It's been awhile since I drank there, and I haven't seen the particular beer since, but they had a pumpkin beer made out--of course--pumpkins, that was to die for. Best beer I ever drank.
See. Absurdity always has some element of truth.
Did they have Musk Melon flavor?