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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2013, 03:24:06 PM »

I hope no one ever looks for change in that couch's folds..

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2013, 08:30:46 PM »

he got off easy: judge ordered no porn...

Does that mean he can't order furniture catalogs?
I don't know about that, but I heard he can't come in IKEA. 

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Listen here you little s**t.

« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2013, 08:07:05 PM »

I'm guessing he doesn't know about the rubber glove with two sponges in a Styrofoam cup.

Two sponges, one cup?
DIY fleshlight.

yeah no.
I survived Bucky Larson
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Torgo watches you masterbate!

« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2013, 10:27:45 PM »


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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2013, 10:50:40 AM »

If he really wanted a love seat that badly, he should have seen Seaman's first...

The Nine have proven formidable the last of the Ayleids, I stand today and fight for all my people to realize the dream the Pellani have taken from us, our beloved Tamriel..

Today I may win, or I may go home by a road I do not understand, but Tamriel will shine again, and my blade shall be glazed with the blood of the zealots who worship the Nine with their false hero Pelinal Whitestrake. A god does not bleed, but a man does, and Pelinal is only a man.

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