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« on: June 07, 2013, 02:41:39 AM »

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I'm sorry.

Ted C
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Turn Up the Evil!

« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2013, 12:23:50 PM »

That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back!

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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2013, 02:12:09 PM »

You know what?  There was actually a good joke in that preview. 

The Avengers saying they show up at the end of every movie was mildly amusing. 

I suppose the law of averages works in their favor.  Throw enough pointless jokes and references out and something is bound to get some kin d of response. 

But then they ruined the joke by blowing them up. 

Movies like this, they're not comedies.  They're not parodies.  They're a genre of their own.  I propose we call it "Anti-Humor".  They make you laugh at everything but the movie itself.  After watching something like this, anything seems funnier in comparison. 

Pauly Shore?  A laugh riot.
That guy who smashed watermelons with a hammer?  Comedic Genius!
Schindler's List?  The feel good movie of the year!

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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2013, 02:50:12 PM »

Makes me feel sorry for humanity.  Well it makes me feel loathsome towards humanity and sorry for myself, but it sounds kind of negative when I put it that way.

“Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy...But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?”

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