I noticed that no one had reviewed this film yet, so I figured this would be my first attempt.
A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality. "
With a cover image and plot summary like that how can you go wrong with something like that? That's what my wife and I mistakenly believed! It wasn't until after we watched the movie that I eventually watched the trailer.
That's it. You've basically seen the movie there's no need to watch it right?
Why are you still reading? You should be done! Ok, fine I'll give you a little more.
The film takes place in Ohio, bored yet? It does involve a group of vampires one of whom decides he doesn't want to be a vampire anymore. Thankfully for him he happens to start dating a woman who's father is a scientist who is willing to help him. The bad news is that the Illuminati leadership, which is also based in this Ohio town, wants to become immortal and seek to become vampires. The police who are baffled by some "vicious" murders in down call in a vampire hunter to help them destroy this coven of vampires. If that sounds a little confusing don't worry, the movie won't help clear it up. I'm not proud of what I'm about to say here, but I have something to admit. This is one of my wife's "go to" films. When she wants to watch something dumb (I think she just wants to punish me) this is what we watch. So if you're feeling brave give it a shot, in fact, take several shots it should help.
Alex Stone- Our disgruntled vampire
Estelle Henderson- Our head vampire's love interested who always seems to have a confused look on her face.
George Henderson- The scientist who's going to save Alex.
Victor Price - Leader of the Illuminati, and will live forever at any price.
Michael Bates- Because every vampire coven needs a day time protector. This guy came at half price (was that mean?)
Marshall Pope - Vampire hunter. I really get the impressing they wanted Kevin Sorbo but couldn't afford him.
Things to watch for:
2:40 - She's singing! The movie is over now right?
14:58 - Nightmare material!
17:16 - Yes, that's how white guys dance.
19:29 - Nightmare got worse! It's now got a gun!
25:30 - Is that really the Illuminati's headquarters?!
29:04 - I wish he would have started burning at this point.
39:25 - Is growling really part of the feeding process?
51:21 - I need one of those for the zombie apocalypse!
1:10:43 - That's where her heart is?
1:25:06 - I'm sure that's considered rude!
1:32:53 - Vampires IN SPACE!