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« on: June 22, 2013, 01:56:45 PM »



"Well, I tried to convince them that I owned the place.  They just didn't fall for it."
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2013, 04:32:51 PM »

Twenty-five years, fans said they'd follow me to Hell & back, or to the edge of the universe & beyond & whatnot!
How was I supposed to know that "Anywhere" didn't include a chain of shops specializing in asparagus?
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2013, 07:27:32 AM »

Much like Shatner before him, life as a starship captain didn't produce the expected post-career employment opportunities.
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2013, 08:28:49 AM »



"What did ya expect? See why you patent your name?"
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2013, 01:24:49 PM »

Geez! You let them name a place after you and you still can't get a seat!
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 10:19:31 PM »

Oh man, a frozen food store?  Here I was hoping they'd name a fine liquor store after me!
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