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Flangepart
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« on: July 02, 2013, 12:43:27 PM »



Stormtrooper: "And right on the Emperior's new carpet. Bet which of us is gonna clean THAT up..."
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 08:16:05 PM »

Vader: Uh-oh, we're approaching a bunch of Trekkies.  This has the potential to get real ugly real fast.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2013, 10:52:32 PM »

Boba Fett: "Not a word about my new paint job? After three decades of complaining about that whimpie shade of blue that was supposed to be grey? C'Mon, guys!"
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 03:23:46 PM »

Officer on right:"Geez,that Vader thinks he's so hot. I could do his job with one hand tied behind my back."
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 04:45:46 PM »

VADER: What do all those buttons on my chest actually do, anyway?
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2013, 05:22:51 PM »



Vader: "Wait, is if two blocks right, or two block left? Crap, I need to put a GPS in this helmet."
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