Nope, I'm not making that up.
Recently, the movie NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE was brought up on this board. After reading the cast list (John Stamos, Gene Simmons, Vanity, George Lazenby, Robert Englund), I knew I just had to check it out. I found this supposed "spy thriller" to be so utterly incompetent that I did an in-depth analysis and posted it on my website.
http://www.agonybooth.com/never_too_youngDISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for lost eyesight or mental trauma caused by the screencaps of Gene Simmons in a bustier.