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« on: July 08, 2013, 05:38:36 PM »

Godzilla: "So you have a son? me too! Look, lets let them go play with the humans, and I'll show you why they call me 'The Big G'.

Gorgo: "You guys are SO predictable. Make it dinner and a city thrashing and...I'll see.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2013, 03:20:13 PM »

Look...if you want to go to the Monster Sock Hop I'll have to show you how to dance.

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2013, 08:17:56 PM »

"patty cake patty cake..."

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2013, 04:02:24 PM »

Godzilla: "Gee, and I thought Toho was on a costume budget.."

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