Ok, I have to take this in pieces...
There's a fine line between your patients and the people who visit that board.
That's true, I see no need for help. I'm happy the sick and twisted way I am!
"I guess I should go trolling on that board again so my karma would be brought down!"
I wonder if I can done some sort of forum seance to summon him...
I should tell you I've had 4 or 5 patients complain about how Axe and Tag don't work the way they do in the commercials. One was suicidal because his GF had broke up with him after he used Tag. Another was upset because he used the product and walked through a crowded city street and not one girl even noticed him! Now believe it or not, the third patient is a woman who used it. She was lesbian and interested only in women. She tried it and got the same results as the first two guys. Nada, zip, zero, zilch. No women were attracted to her or even noticed her.
Ok, well I can clear that up for you. You did it wrong. First you need to put an ad in craig's list for "attractive actresses", the you pay each of them $100 to throw themselves at you in public after you clearly spary on Axe. Then you set a time and meeting place, I prefer a shopping mall. Then you walk into the set place take out the Axe and spray yourself with it. Then the women will swarm you. It's well worth the money and attention!
When I was courting my wife, yes I did use colognes and aftershaves. But none of them (and I mean absolutely NONE) made her lose her mind and be insanely attracted to me!
AGAIN... you did it wrong. You used the wrong stuff...
It is no wonder WyreWizard calls some of you delusional and depraved.
I prefer to view the world the way I like to see it. It makes more sense that way.
Know these are not my opinions.
Just own up to it. That's like saying "I don't mean to offend you, but you look like a giant turd that's been passed through a human centipede."
I just think some of you are...strange.
Am I strange or am I normal? Maybe you are strange so you think I'm the strange one?