My thoughts on a post by WyreWizard

[ChaosTheory]

I should tell you I've had 4 or 5 patients complain about how Axe and Tag don't work the way they do in the commercials.  One was suicidal because his GF had broke up with him after he used Tag.  Another was upset because he used the product and walked through a crowded city street and not one girl even noticed him!   Now believe it or not, the third patient is a woman who used it.  She was lesbian and interested only in women.  She tried it and got the same results as the first two guys.  Nada, zip, zero, zilch.  No women were attracted to her or even noticed her.

Did you ever think that a product can make false claims and have suckers buy from them? Do you have a brain or are you programmed to believe ever friggen thing on the TV? I'm calling BS on this, if you are a professional, you should know that this wouldn't have worked in the first place and told them straight out.

I should also tell you I have been happily married for almost 20 years.  When I was courting my wife, yes I did use colognes and aftershaves.  But none of them (and I mean absolutely NONE) made her lose her mind and be insanely attracted to me!

Now after reading the replies to that post, I had thought "Some of these people can't really be serious!"  It is no wonder WyreWizard calls some of you delusional and depraved.  Know these are not my opinions.  I just think some of you are...strange.

Marketing, do you know the definition of it? If not, here's a one:
the process or technique of promoting, selling, and distributing a product or service
What part has truth in it? None, it's all a ploy to spend your money on s**t you don't need, it's your fault for trying something that doesn't work on most people.

You know that responses like this are exactly why he keeps coming back, right?

Axe and Tag...b***h, please.

Everyone knows women lose their s**t over Avon's Deep Woods colonge, but only if it comes in the football shaped bottle.

Too true 

[Umaril Has Returned]

What did we do to cause WyreWizard so much psychic pain?   

That was my fault, I think. 

Or your undies' fault, Trev. We don't know the true effects they might have on the psycological behavior of those within range of the area of effect 

On a more serious note, the boy needs to stop listening to everything his Rice Krispies tell him to do 

[Trevor]

Or your undies' fault, Trev. We don't know the true effects they might have on the psycological behavior of those within range of the area of effect 

So that's why I occasionally get dressed in drag and think I'm Joan Collins? 

On a more serious note, the boy needs to stop listening to everything his Rice Krispies tell him to do 

[claws]

You know that responses like this are exactly why he keeps coming back, right?

Even after he insulted people at this very forum and Andrew giving him a warning I'm surprised people still reply to his stuff.

[Bushma]

You know that responses like this are exactly why he keeps coming back, right?

Even after he insulted people at this very forum and Andrew giving him a warning I'm surprised people still reply to his stuff.

Troll bashing is fun!  That's why people reply to his stuff.  It's fun for the troll to make ridiculous comments, and sit back and watch how people take it.  It's also fun for the people who are replying then they get to relieve stress by saying how ridiculous those comments were.

[Umaril Has Returned]

Or your undies' fault, Trev. We don't know the true effects they might have on the psycological behavior of those within range of the area of effect 

So that's why I occasionally get dressed in drag and think I'm Joan Collins? 

On a more serious note, the boy needs to stop listening to everything his Rice Krispies tell him to do 

Was that you in the season ender of Dynasty, Trev?  I'd have never known!, you had Ms. Collins walk and her accent down perfectly!  man you should go on Ru Paul, I swear.       Big hug back at ya'   

[Trevor]

Or your undies' fault, Trev. We don't know the true effects they might have on the psycological behavior of those within range of the area of effect  

So that's why I occasionally get dressed in drag and think I'm Joan Collins?  

On a more serious note, the boy needs to stop listening to everything his Rice Krispies tell him to do  

Was that you in the season ender of Dynasty, Trev?  I'd have never known!, you had Ms. Collins walk and her accent down perfectly!  man you should go on Ru Paul, I swear.      Big hug back at ya'  

As you can see, there is a kind of resemblance. It's just that her lingerie is probably made of satin and lace and my undies are made of......ermmm: let's not go there.  

[Trevor]

I do wish I looked like THIS 90% of the time...... wow.



Gorgeous lady. 

[Umaril Has Returned]

I do wish I looked like THIS 90% of the time...... wow.



Gorgeous lady. 

Oh HELL yeah! She did a nude spread for Playboy years ago, but sadly it was all waist-up    She even looked good then at 50. Too bad we didn't see the rest of her!

[Trevor]

Too bad we didn't see the rest of her!

Agreed: South Africans didn't see any of those pictures as Playboy was banned here then. 

[JayJayM12]

Frankly, it's about darn time that someone stuck it to the body spray industry.  While politicians and ralliers are out there wasting their time on piddly issues like the financial crisis and gun control, DrSimonCowell has the courage to speak out about what really matters in this world - Tag Body Spray - and I, for one, know that I'll sleep better tonight knowing that someone had the guts to Rage Against the Cologne!  

[Umaril Has Returned]

Too bad we didn't see the rest of her!

Agreed: South Africans didn't see any of those pictures as Playboy was banned here then. 

What?!? What were they thinking? WHy did they do that, I wonder?  Did it have something to do with white women or some other oddball law they came up with? Just curious.

[Bushma]

I, for one, know that I'll sleep better tonight knowing that someone had the guts to Rage Against the Cologne!

[Chainsawmidget]

You think those people are upset now, wait until they find out that Red Bull doesn't really give you wings. 

[Bushma]

You think those people are upset now, wait until they find out that Red Bull doesn't really give you wings. 

THAT'S A LIE!  It does!  One time I drank a red bull (mixed with A LOT) of vodka, and I few for a few seconds off of a park bench.  My friends say I just jumped off and belly flopped on the grass, but I was in the air for several seconds... at least it seemed that way.