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« on: July 18, 2013, 08:29:39 AM »



When Dianne looked out her window, she knew she it would be a fowl day.
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2013, 06:31:59 PM »



Ernie Anastos: "Keep f-----g that chicken!"
Nick Gregory: "No way pal!  You first!"
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2013, 06:57:48 PM »

This is borne from the Wish Corruption Game.  Someone asked for chicks.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2013, 07:18:54 PM »




Aladdin to the Genie: "This isn't what I wished for when I said I wanted a bigger c*ck"!
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2013, 07:48:13 PM »

Stock footage to be used in the remakes of both Food Of The Gods and Woody Allen's Sleeper.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2013, 08:27:09 AM »



Hitchcocks THE BIRDS, as re imagined by Del Toro..
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 04:12:18 PM »




The situation was so severe that even PETA agreed: These chickens must DIE!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2013, 01:21:15 PM »

The world would soon know the awful truth about Old MacDonald's farm.
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2013, 03:14:04 PM »

Old McDonald had a farm..E I E I O
Then a great big co*k had done him harm..E I E I O
With a cluck cluck here and cluck cluck there..
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere he's fuc*ed fuc*ed..
Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O....
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2013, 03:23:08 PM »

Idea to eliminate world hunger: Create a bunch of giant mutant chickens, then sic them on the hungry!
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