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sprite75
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« on: July 23, 2013, 06:37:55 PM »



LaForge: "I told you Captain.  Change the dilithium crystals out every  300 quadrillion miles.  But did you listen to me?
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 08:00:45 AM »



Worf: I told you to 'check your six'. Must I do all the tactical thinking around here?
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 11:04:00 AM »

We can safely land on Detroit, it'll be destroyed once we do but....we're just taking care of 2 problems at once and everyone will thank us later.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 12:51:28 PM »

Okay, who filled the anti-matter chambers with diesel fuel?  This is NOT funny!
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 01:58:11 PM »

It'll just take a minute,Captain....I want to write "The Borg Suck".
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2013, 10:51:14 PM »



The dangers of letting Deanna Troi drive your starship.
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2013, 10:13:25 PM »

"Goddamn gps..."
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2013, 07:59:03 AM »

Captain, the Federation EPA is calling. They say pull over now!
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 08:05:50 AM »



"OK: who the hell let Fred FrEIBURGER pilot the ship?"  Wink
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