Most excellent! If only more people dealt with things via humor instead of lawsuits!!
Really! Is it too much to ask that the news be a little funnier?
"And reports are in of a fiery inferno over on 9th Street. The first victim has been ID'd as Spanky Warmbottom. Those loveable ambulance chasers from Dewey Cheatam and Howe are rushing to the scene as fast as Russian cabbie Pickup Andopov can get them there. In the meantime, here's our reporter at the scene. So tell us, John, whatcha up to?"
"Makin' smores tonight, Pat!"