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« on: August 03, 2013, 10:21:11 AM »

Anyone else looking forward to this sequel? I certainly am. I loved the first movie. It was over the top but done well in my opinion. This one looks to deliver a lot more of the same fun.
Release date is October 11. I had no idea that Danny Trejo was 69!

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/7-craziest-moments-machete-kills-trailer-221157314.html?cache=clear

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 10:39:29 AM »

Lady Gag Reflex is in the new Machete movie? You won't get any of my money Mr. Rodruiguez, sorry.

I'm looking forward to it. Thumbup
If Lady Gag doesn't ruin it - Lets hope it's just a small cameo. Wink
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 01:39:13 PM »

I agree that the first one was awesome. My favorite part while watching just the trailer for it was when Machete guts the guy, grabs his intestines, runs down the hall, jumps through a window and swings on the guy's intestines to smash through the window of the floor below, if I remember correctly. I giggled like a little school girl and my lovely lady, who was sitting next to me, squealed and covered her face as she cried, "Oh my god!!" Seriously, I thought I'd wet my pants I was laughing so hard.

Aw, hell, now I wanna watch the first one again.

The only thing that would make the sequel more insane would be to shoot it in 3D and/or work Jason Statham's character from Crank 1 & 2 into the movie. But Mel Gibson in a cape is almost as good.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 05:23:38 PM »

Wasn't the first one bad enough?   Hatred
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 05:24:21 PM »

Wasn't the first one bad enough?   Hatred

That's the point  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 05:34:40 PM »

Lady Gag Reflex is in the new Machete movie? You won't get any of my money Mr. Rodriguez, sorry.

I'm looking forward to it. Thumbup
If Lady Gag doesn't ruin it - Lets hope it's just a small cameo. Wink

She might even sing the theme song  TongueOut

I was afraid this would happen sooner or later, Lady Blah Blah acting in movies. I hate her so much I won't EVER watch her in anything.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2013, 11:45:53 AM »

I am there.  It will be a birthday present for me.   Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2013, 12:01:58 PM »

first one kicked ass but this trailer looks worryingly like they've turned this one into a self indulgent back-slapping session. okay it's never gona be 'high art', but I hope they haven't done that.
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2013, 12:02:50 PM »

I will definitely see this.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2013, 08:12:20 AM »

I'll be in line opening morning!
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2013, 01:30:09 PM »

The first movie had mixed reactions for me. I loved the original trailer from Grindhouse, and although I found it to be a bloody, over-the-top thrill ride, I was disappointed in the fact that alot of things in the original trailer were changed or didn't make the final cut.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2013, 10:16:55 PM »

Hmm...I must be the only one in here that likes Lady Gaga. I don't know why either, because she would be the epitome of bad movies; you would think folks in here would be loving that broad considering where we hang out! I think she would be a perfect fit for this bad movie in particular, though I heard that her part in it is really small. Like, Minnie Driver in the South Park movie small (Minnie Driver was Brooke "I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon" Shields in Bigger, Longer, & UncutTeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2013, 07:48:28 AM »

Anyone else looking forward to this sequel? I certainly am. I loved the first movie. It was over the top but done well in my opinion. This one looks to deliver a lot more of the same fun.
Release date is October 11. I had no idea that Danny Trejo was 69!

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/7-craziest-moments-machete-kills-trailer-221157314.html?cache=clear


That...is just NUTS! I can see the appeal.
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2013, 10:10:11 AM »

My favorite part while watching just the trailer for it was when Machete guts the guy, grabs his intestines, runs down the hall, jumps through a window and swings on the guy's intestines to smash through the window of the floor below, if I remember correctly.

There's a scene in this one that tops that one, while obviously paying homage to it a bit.  I don't want to spoil it for ya, but I caught a screening of this at Fantastic Fest and it was a real blast!
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« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2013, 12:44:46 PM »

Every time the "Machete Kills" trailer comes on TV I chuckle like a 12 year old kid. I can't wait to see it.
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