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« on: August 05, 2013, 03:43:19 AM »

I usually get entertainment out of most bad movies, but these had no redeeming fun-cheese values for me what-so-ever. Check it out:

001 Hip Hop Locos    2001
002 Mummy Maniac    2007
003 Return of the Boogeyman    1994
004 Invasion from Inner Earth    1974
005 Curse of the Headless Horseman    1972
006 The Off Season    2004
007 Blood Theatre    1984
008 Ape    1976
009 Honey Britches    1971
010 Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy    1999

011 Kill the Scream Queen    2004
012 Rise of the Undead    2005
013 Half-Caste    2004
014 Blood Shack    1971
015 Last House on Hell Street    2002
016 The Mailman    2004
017 Space Zombie Bingo!!!    1993
018 Death to the Supermodels    2005
019 Primitif    1980
020 30 Days to Die    2009

021 Delta Force One: The Lost Patrol    2000
022 Grizzly Rage    2007
023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge    1987
024 Sea of Fear    2006
025 Killing Birds: Raptors    1987
026 The Rockville Slayer    2004
027 Howling III    1987
028 Beyond the Wall of Sleep    2006
029 Bear    2010
030 Jack O'Lantern    2004

031 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams    2010
032 UKM: The Ultimate Killing Machine    2006
033 The Wrecking Crew    2000
034 Tales from the Grave    2003
035 The Vulture's Eye    2004
036 The Legend of Bigfoot    1976
037 Prey of the Jaguar    1996
038 Terror at Orgy Castle    1972
039 The Fog    2005
040 The Damned    2006

041 Firehead    1991
042 Task Force 2001    2000
043 The Silencer    1992
044 A Day of Judgment    1981
045 Fire Serpent    2007
046 Shatter Dead    1994
047 Prom Night    2008
048 Grease 2    1982
049 Panther Squad    1984
050 The Pink Chiquitas    1987

051 Death from Beyond    2006
052 Zero in and Scream    1971
053 Dark Stories: Tales from Beyond the Grave    2001
054 Doll Graveyard    2005
055 Psycho    1998
056 Ice from the Sun    1999
057 The Innocent    2006
058 Shocker    1989
059 Assassin    1986
060 Wacky Taxi    1972
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 06:28:17 AM »

I think I made it 15 - 20 minutes into Hip Hop Locos. 

Personally I'd put Death Tunnel at the top of my list though.  An entire movie edited together like and MTV video.  If I was in charge of things, the director would be flogged in the public square.  Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is right up there too.  I was correctly predicting lines of dialogue before they were said.  There wasn't a single scene in that movie I hadn't seen done better in 15 other movies.
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 01:46:08 PM »

     Garbage movie that left my DVD player smelling like butt....

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 06:20:48 PM »

Nice list!
I could make a pretty substantial one as well... and I think i will. Thanks for the inspiration.

However, I LIKED A*P*E*! That movie was pretty enjoyable to me. But I'm sick.
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 07:23:51 PM »

I was really disappointed with 011 Kill the Scream Queen. I loved some of Bill Zebub's other stuff though

Is Blood Shack the one with the Chooper? I think I gave it 4 stars haha

023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge    1987 //  with a name like that from that year I don't see how it could be bad sorry
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 07:37:46 PM »

I'm sure this comes as no surprise... Super Mario Bros the movie (1993)



Its the worst movie I've seen.
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 01:56:09 AM »


023 Deadly Daphne's Revenge    1987 //  with a name like that from that year I don't see how it could be bad sorry

You'd be hard pressed haha. Apparently Troma bought a very boring late 1970s drama titled The Hunting Season. It's about three or four hunters who rape some woman in their cabin, followed by boring scenes taking place in court. The original movie played out like a PG rated TV flick. No graphic violence whatsoever. Troma added new footage filmed in 1987 for the opening credits. It shows a hermit-like woman preparing her revenge against the rapists I think. Furthermore, Troma trimmed several minutes of the original movie, for pacing I assume. Which didn't make the movie any better. So in the end it's just a boring, re-titled, edited mess.
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 07:16:46 AM »

SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1964) is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 08:22:24 AM »

RC- There was an interesting interview with director Matt Cimber in Shock Cinema. To his credit, he did make Candy Tangerine Man and the G.L.O.W. tv show
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 01:07:32 PM »

RC- There was an interesting interview with director Matt Cimber in Shock Cinema. To his credit, he did make Candy Tangerine Man and the G.L.O.W. tv show
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2013, 01:40:04 PM »

I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there.  At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list.  But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies.
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2013, 02:45:52 PM »

One of the worst movies I've ever suffered through was "Space Jam".....egad! My daughter wanted to see it so we went. By the end of the film I was pricing therapy.
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 03:19:43 PM »

I'd put Marina Monster (2008) against any of these
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2013, 03:55:14 PM »

I've got to throw SCREAM (1981) out there.  At least, if you were to make a list of the worst SLASHERS of all time, this has to be at the top of the list.  But I'd say one of the worst ALL TIME movies.

Yeah, Russell. I stumbled upon it in the vhs rental days and rented it blindly. BIG mistake. I Hatred  Hatred Hatred Hatred this movie.
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