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« on: August 12, 2013, 08:02:17 PM »

Scandinavia officials have warned male swimmers that going skinny dipping is probably not such a good idea.  Apparently testicle biting fish are lurking around;

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The Pacu, native to South America, was found by a fisherman in the Danish/Swedish strait of Oresund, according to experts at the Natural History Museum of Denmark.

Though the fish has big teeth and looks menacing, it is generally known as a friendly cousin of the piranha. The Pacu's large teeth aren't as sharp as the piranha's but are "fully capable" of severing fishing lines and fingers, the museum's experts said. Oh yeah, and the Pacu is vegetarian, unlike it's meat-eating cousin.

So why should swimmers beware? Pacu fish love crushing nuts with their powerful jaws and sometimes can mistake the male reproductive organs for their favorite snack.
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 12:37:02 AM »

Writing this story took some balls......  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 12:37:38 AM »

Those ugly fish would be nuts to try that with me....  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 12:38:38 AM »

That writer should get the sac for writing so much cobblers.....  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 12:39:37 AM »

I would think that someone would get a little teste if this happened to them  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 07:18:05 AM »

Aw nuts!
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2013, 03:56:23 PM »

Ballsy little fish!
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2013, 05:21:16 PM »

Maybe there's not such a vas deferens between the Pacu and Pirahna..
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2013, 07:53:39 PM »

Ballsy little fish!

LOL  Twirling
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 12:30:22 AM »

Maybe there's not such a vas deferens between the Pacu and Pirahna..

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle Brilliant!  Thumbup
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