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El Misfit
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« on: August 14, 2013, 12:57:09 PM »

it still taste like crap. I don't know what it's about it, but eating one has a stale taste to it. I am debating whether or not to microwave the other one to try to living it up. Here's what I want to see-
BRING BACK THE SWEET ROLLS!
The Sweet Rolls were m breakfast a few times I was running late for college. Don't bring back the Snoballs or anything like that.
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2013, 01:49:37 PM »

Rock the Twinkies like Grandma made:
http://leitesculinaria.com/71100/recipes-homemade-twinkies.html
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2013, 01:52:30 PM »

I'll eat twinkles but not my favorite...

I get these knockoff sweet rolls (store brand) here in New JerZey... pretty good.
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 02:54:43 PM »

So instead of Twinkies we should be calling them Hostess Stinkies, then.  TongueOut
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 08:29:26 PM »

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.


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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 10:09:56 PM »

I'll eat twinkles but not my favorite...

I get these knockoff sweet rolls (store brand) here in New JerZey... pretty good.

I too see knock off of Hostess products at the Corner Store that isn't on the Corner, but it's just for the Cup cakes. :(



So instead of Twinkies we should be calling them Hostess Stinkies, then.  TongueOut

Nah, it should be Crappies since it taste like crap to me. TongueOut


The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.




Almost chocked on an ice cube there. Buggedout BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 10:19:13 PM »

Best way to enjoy a Twinkie is by cutting it in half, and putting a hot dog in the middle.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 10:55:12 PM »

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.



THAT is poetry indeed. I snorted my drink.
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2013, 04:00:02 PM »

The Snoballs absolutely have to come back!!  Sure they might not taste like anything special, but if you close your eyes and squeeze them a little, they feel like little stardust covered boobies.

T*t's a good way to look at it, Paquita!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2013, 05:08:03 PM »

Best way to enjoy a Twinkie is by cutting it in half, and putting a hot dog in the middle.
Ah, the classic Twinkie Wiener Sandwhich
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2013, 02:19:04 PM »



The truth about Twinkies (NSFW):

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