In 2008, when I was watching Norbit (don't judge me, it was on cable and I couldn't reach the remote), I learned that I was pregnant when Rasputia was complaining about (spoilers coming) the symptoms of her supposed pregnancy, and I realized I was experiencing some of the same symptoms! I don't know what this has to do with anything, but I think I'm going to blame Norbit.
That's all and well, but after you made a certain statement (and a very famous one here at the forum) how are you going to account for every man who goes out and closes their eyes and squeezes every pack of Snoballs he sees on the shelf? Now
that's some explaining to do....