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« on: August 26, 2013, 10:18:08 PM »

Some online friends convinced me to play Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.  It was actually a lot of fun.  However, the ending was me - after spending the entire game convincing people not to open the ancient sarcophagus with the elder vampire in it - deciding to open the ancient sarcophagus with the elder vampire in it.  FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

So, did the elder vampire jump out and eat me?

*spoilers, I guess*

NO!  The sarcophagus was full of BOMBS!  And I got BLOWN UP!  What the f**k?  HYARGLARBLRARGH


What a load of $#@!

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
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