For another Crocodile Dundee movie, of course.
I've been thinking, what with the SURVIVOR: AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK craze going on, it's a perfect time to reinstate Aussie-mania in the U.S. Looking for an outmoded Australian fad, it came down to Jocko, the Energizer guy, or Crocodile Dundee. Seeing as Dundee actually made two profit-bearing movies and Jocko is just some weightlifter in spandex, naturally I decided on Dundee.
All I needed was a script. The original idea was sound. I thought that seeing as Hollywood had gone to the outback, wouldn't it be funny if the outback came to Hollywood? (Los Angeles that is.) It would be the classic fish-out-of-water story, pregnant, pregnant I say, with comedic possibility.
My fortune was assured, that is until I saw a commercial for this:http://us.imdb.com/Title?0257408
Why do you mock me, oh Lord?