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« on: September 01, 2013, 07:11:46 PM »

A South Carolina couple caught in flagrante delicto inside a display shed at an area Home Depot.

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AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.

Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2013, 10:28:28 PM »

He wanted to nail her.  Obviously
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2013, 10:36:40 PM »

All the right tools...
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 11:19:27 PM »

This story actually fits the punch line of a bad joke I once heard.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 12:38:49 PM »

This story actually fits the punch line of a bad joke I once heard.

And probably many more bad jokes out there.

Come to the Home Depot. You can do it, she can help.   BounceGiggle
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