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Flangepart
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« on: September 11, 2013, 06:23:56 PM »



Dr. Ultra: "That's...that's the worst posterior problem I've ever seen! How can you even sit with that can?"

Monster: (Sigh) I sleep standing up...but on the other hand, I've Never slid off a chair."
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 06:28:09 PM »

Ultraman: Yeahhh... dude, Im not going to waste my time. You better get that checked.
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2013, 04:33:31 PM »





Ok...let me put on my latex glove...

But doctor, I am a latex glove.

Listen, kaiju prostate health is no laughing matter.  If he only had regular check ups, poor Youngary might still be alive.

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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2013, 12:45:38 PM »

Feel the terror,Ultraman! I'm what happens when they cross Godzilla with a porcupine.
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 01:48:08 PM »

That's the Bemular suit from episode 1. I remember in this episode, however, that the monster was the result of a wish made by a man who had a hunk of meteoric iron that allowed for wishes to materialize. Among other suits that got used to pieces in Ultraman were the Baragon suit.
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