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Question: Is that because . . .
They hate to see him come. - 0 (0%)
They love to see him go. - 0 (0%)
Of his smelly undies - 1 (16.7%)
All of the above - 3 (50%)
None of the above. Name your own reason - 2 (33.3%)
Total Voters: 6

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Author Topic: An Ode to Trevor's Undies  (Read 6828 times)
BoyScoutKevin
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« on: September 07, 2013, 05:10:40 PM »

Because we always salute something stinky at this site.

"With women dear
There's many a tear.
When Trevor nears."
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Trevor
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 12:49:15 AM »

LOL  BounceGiggle

I went with providing my own reason: I have to wear the damn things.  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2013, 07:51:58 AM »

It's poetry time!

Trevor is so keen.
His undies are the pits.
Why can't we fear them?
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2013, 08:11:15 AM »

He is
getting his
birthday
bonus on
Friday
so
he will buy
some
clean
ones
 Wink
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2013, 08:43:58 AM »

The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.
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tracy
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 01:09:46 PM »

There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 02:00:28 AM »

The oder was strong.
Oh lord, what hath died good sir?
The Trevor was here.


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2013, 08:06:25 PM »

It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by undies.

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Oookaay...


« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2013, 03:58:02 AM »

When the night has come, and the land is dark
 And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
 No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
 Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2013, 08:30:42 AM »

Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2014, 06:54:52 AM »

It was many and many a year ago,
   In a kingdom by the sea,
That a man there lived whom you may know
   By the name of Trevor Moses;
And this man he lived with no other thought
   Than to love and be loved by undies.



LOL  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2014, 06:55:26 AM »

When the night has come, and the land is dark
 And Trev's undies, are the only thing we'll see
 No, I won't puke, oh, I won't be passing out
 Just as long as he doesn't stand, stand by me

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 06:56:04 AM »

There once was a good man named Trevor
Clean undies were his main endeavor
He looked everywhere
For new underwear
When he finds them he'll think himself clever

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2014, 06:57:03 AM »

Trough the Indies in his Undies went our trevor.
And the natives were impressed, that much is plain.
Till a local girl fed him scotch and heather.
And they fled in terror from the spreading stain.


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2014, 07:20:40 AM »

There once was a fellow named Trevor,
Who had the worst underpants ever!
They were rank, brown and lumpy
and filled with odd bumpies
And caused small children to flee!
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