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« Reply #480 on: December 06, 2014, 04:33:56 PM »

GODZILLA VS. MEGALON

Guy: What are they trying to do, wipe us out?
JOEL: Yeah, I hate those wacky morning DJs!

["Seatopia" dancers dance in funny white costumes]
JOEL: Say, these Klan meetings have really lightened up!

[During battle scene]
TOM: I know I should be excited and scared and all, but all I can think about is sweaty Japanese guys.
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« Reply #481 on: December 16, 2014, 11:01:54 PM »

GODZILLA VS. THE SEA MONSTER

[All riffs take place during the scenes where villagers dance to awaken Mothra]

TOM: Rockin' its way to #1, it's "Mothra, You Are Our God." It's got a great beat and you can worship to it!

CROW: How can something sarong be so right?

TOM: It's the Mothra Graham Dance Troupe!
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« Reply #482 on: December 17, 2014, 03:47:40 AM »

MITCHELL

Joel: "Oh, let's see: I see Meatloaf, I see Van Morrison and I see Spoooooocccckkkkkk."  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #483 on: January 17, 2015, 06:58:02 PM »

"Alphabet Antics" short

[Livestock are being loaded on a plane]
Narrator: ..and maybe a cute little piggie or two!
CROW: But now you have to call them 'flight attendants.'

DADDY-O

Dick Contino: C'mon, guys, she coulda pulled away from me in two seconds with that car!
JOEL: Sure, but she was delirious from the smell of bleach.

[Elderly waitress serves Cokes and walks away]
CROW: Thanks mom! Nice caboose... what am I saying?

[Portly villain is pacing with worried expression]
CROW: When is that butter going to get here?
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« Reply #484 on: January 21, 2015, 01:00:09 AM »

[Portly villain is pacing with worried expression]
CROW: When is that butter going to get here?

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #485 on: January 21, 2015, 01:01:24 AM »

THE BRUTE MAN

[Detective enters boss's office]

Crow [singsong voice]: "How are things in homicide?"  TeddyR TeddyR
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