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The Burgomaster
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« on: September 13, 2013, 03:31:22 PM »



"Let me go!  Let me go!  . . .  On second thought . . ."








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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 09:19:05 PM »

Uh, ladies.. I'd REALLY love to hang with you but my bladder's on overload!!!  Lemme go, please!!!"
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2013, 11:21:38 AM »

I understand you have a dress code, but I still refuse to wear a miniskirt!
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Umaril Has Returned
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2013, 01:56:08 PM »



"So, on your planet they say the best way to a man's heart is thru his stomach? How about we try the rib cage instead?"












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The Nine have proven formidable foes..as the last of the Ayleids, I stand today and fight for all my people to realize the dream the Pellani have taken from us, our beloved Tamriel..

Today I may win, or I may go home by a road I do not understand, but Tamriel will shine again, and my blade shall be glazed with the blood of the zealots who worship the Nine with their false hero Pelinal Whitestrake. A god does not bleed, but a man does, and Pelinal is only a man.

"Pelianal, Ni Vasha! "
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2013, 04:50:26 PM »

Best looking interplanetary thugs in the solar system.
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2013, 03:38:00 PM »

Okay....I got me one.
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