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The Burgomaster
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« on: September 13, 2013, 03:31:22 PM »

"Let me go!  Let me go!  . . .  On second thought . . ."


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2013, 09:19:05 PM »

Uh, ladies.. I'd REALLY love to hang with you but my bladder's on overload!!!  Lemme go, please!!!"

HBO in space!<br />
Rev. Powell
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2013, 11:21:38 AM »

I understand you have a dress code, but I still refuse to wear a miniskirt!

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
Umaril Has Returned
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2013, 01:56:08 PM »

"So, on your planet they say the best way to a man's heart is thru his stomach? How about we try the rib cage instead?"

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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2013, 04:50:26 PM »

Best looking interplanetary thugs in the solar system.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2013, 03:38:00 PM »

Okay....I got me one.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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