Kaiju proctology.

[Flangepart]

Dr. Ultra: "That's...that's the worst posterior problem I've ever seen! How can you even sit with that can?"

Monster: (Sigh) I sleep standing up...but on the other hand, I've Never slid off a chair."

[VenomX73]

Ultraman: Yeahhh... dude, Im not going to waste my time. You better get that checked.

[WingedSerpent]

Ok...let me put on my latex glove...

But doctor, I am a latex glove.

Listen, kaiju prostate health is no laughing matter.  If he only had regular check ups, poor Youngary might still be alive.

[tracy]

Feel the terror,Ultraman! I'm what happens when they cross Godzilla with a porcupine.

[Umaril Has Returned]

That's the Bemular suit from episode 1. I remember in this episode, however, that the monster was the result of a wish made by a man who had a hunk of meteoric iron that allowed for wishes to materialize. Among other suits that got used to pieces in Ultraman were the Baragon suit.