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Javakoala
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« on: September 21, 2013, 10:26:52 AM »

The object is to take a movie title and use it in a sentence that might be uttered in real life. Put the movie title in all caps.

Examples:

1. God, I hate lawyers! They're nothing but BLOODSUCKING FREAKS!!

2. My supervisor is such an ass that he's trying to get me fired, but I have dirt on him. That SOB is messing with DEADLY PREY. (Actually got 2 in that one.)

3. Hey, could you hand me THE TELEPHONE BOOK?

4. Oh, now don't fuss. It ain't nothing but a SPIDER, BABY.

5. Every time that baby screams, I just go to PIECES!

6. You kids stay away from Edgar. He's what you call a BASKET CASE.

That should give a clear image of the things to post.

FIRE AWAY! (that is, if you feel inclined)
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2013, 02:16:25 PM »

Once when I was a shepherd my flock became ill and rather quiet, and I would sit there on a cold morning and observe the SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2013, 03:02:21 PM »

Couldn't think of a single sentence, but I have a little story to tell you:

After eating a pint of THE STUFF, I went BERZERK. In order to find a cure for my MISERY, I made an appointment with DR. GIGGLES MD at his office in the CASTLE OF BLOOD.  His receptionist, the lovely Barbara Steele, told me I would be next after the doctor was done seeing FRANKENSTEIN.

So let's see, a sentence?

1:Bobby, drop that body, you know CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS!

2: C'mon kids, we're going to THE HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN for dinner tonight!

3: My entomology class was interesting today, they taught us about a group of insects known as the FIVE DEADLY VENOMS.

4: I'm hungry, anyone want to go with me to the NIGHTMARE CASTLE bar and grill for a FRANKENWEENIE?

5: Hey guys, a new Jewish deli opened up on the corner, it's run a by a nice guy named SUPERMAN.   (think about it, kiddies  Wink)

6: Aww c'mon, DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK.  
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2013, 03:04:57 PM »

1: We just got the order from HQ, we are to DESTROY ALL MONSTERS.

2: You can't miss the leader of the gang, he's the KID WITH THE GOLDEN ARM.

3: I heard the newsflash earlier today, authorities say there's a MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS.

4:Illegal aliens are nothing,  it's the INVISIBLE INVADERS we have to worry about.

5. There's a great wrestling match on PPV tonight, it's DRACULA VS.FRANKENSTEIN.

6. Man you have to hear the album from that new band, FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD.

7. Man, I'm so excited, Boris karloff just sent me an invitation to the MAD MONSTER PARTY.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2013, 03:54:18 PM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2013, 11:25:34 AM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.

BANG!  Post of the day!  A sentence and a movie title all in one!
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2013, 03:11:39 PM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.

BANG!  Post of the day!  A sentence and a movie title all in one!

True dat!

Nicely played, Sir Chainsaw!
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2013, 03:16:46 PM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.

I know what you did last summer.
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2013, 11:46:10 AM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.

I know what you did last summer.

Oh yeah, well I Still Know What You Did last Summer   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2013, 11:48:14 AM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.

I know what you did last summer.

Oh yeah, well I Still Know What You Did last Summer   BounceGiggle

Ok everyone, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th.

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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2013, 01:02:28 PM »

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.

I know what you did last summer.

Oh yeah, well I Still Know What You Did last Summer   BounceGiggle

Ok everyone, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th.

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Don't Shriek too loud though, because you might wake up our neighbors, THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE PEOPLE WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES.   Buggedout
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